A few days ago, a certain lady found me talking to myself in a Russian accent at the mirror in the loo.
I once attended this event where I sat next to one of my local celebrity crushes. I won't mention his name
The best part of life in my hacienda, is my morning ritual. I am not a morning person. I struggle to get up in the morning and this weather has not been of any help.
I love him, but not like that.
I wanted to talk you earlier but I was scared, scared of the water works.