Guys I don’t know about your 2018 so far but mine has been OK until my gracious and sexy walking style got sabotaged by a limp that I got over the weekend. Don’t ask how I got it, but this limp has earned me tons of stares that scream, “Aaaiii! Kwani what were you doing ndo ukaumia ivo?” Jowa! People should just learn to keep their heads off the gutter and show concern. Last week’s post had a grammatical error on the heading among many other places and thanks to a loyal reader, Aunty Atis, I was quickly notified of the mistakes. I typed that piece in a matatu and edited it while feeling sleepy. You see editing is one of the most difficult tasks for me as a writer hence I pray that one day I become a big shot writer so that I can hire my own editor (reader this is the part you say AMEN!)
Anyway, I thought long and hard before posting today’s article. You see my December holiday was awesome! A total lituation if I may say. I spent it with family and for me, nothing beats fam time. Actually, when am not checking out memes on my phone, am smiling at the photos we took over the holiday. So guys today, I will show off my cool peeps. Here is a disclaimer though, the photos were taken from different kinds of phones (really expensive phones to be precise, pesa otas), so that’s why they vary in quality and dimensions. One more thing, those family members and friends who keep telling me, “Agie usinianike kwa your blog!” let me state categorically that my blog is not a hanging line hehehe! So let’s get to it:
I know, this could have been a cool selfie if I had smiled.
This dude just wanted to take the selfie alone, you know……. self love tings……
Lakini photo bombers ni nanii??!!!!
Clearly he has some piece of luck when it comes to photo bombers!
At the beautiful Rusinga Island.
The slayers strike a pose with their supper before slaying it!
All was well until one of the slayers discovered that she is not a murderer and the poor chicken is a creature of God!
Despite all out petty arguments you will always be my special little brother.
Hata wewe hauna brother kama wangu!!!!
Aaaaaaaaiiiiiii! Kwani this chief witness dude is everywhere?
The smiling dude: Guys! Selfie time!
The other guy: Kuna MPesa inatamba hapa chill kiasi!
Alafu mraiya akainsist kujiapisha!
So we made him king!
At Lake Simbi Nyaima.
This was the most epic of epic moments!
Jokaruoth traditional dancers on tour.
When your mum doesn’t want to be part of the selfie because you guys keep asking her for the family lotion and toothpaste yet she expected everyone to carry their own stuff.
But she kinda, sort of smiles anyway so that you guys can stop bugging her. Hohoho!
The darker you are…………. I will not mention names.
Apparently my small sister has another sister.
Aaaaaaaaaw! Then I met this cutie. She is also called Agie.
Of beautiful smiles!
By beautiful people!
And more beautiful people!
Despite the sadness that visited us on the day we took this photo, we still squeezed in some smiles because our old man loved seeing us happy.
When your bro insists on taking a selfie with your best friend ndo amwombe namba akitumiwa photo WhatsApp. Hehehe!
Vibez za mraiya zikianza kushika! He be like, “Agie si unajua hii yetu ni kama light meets darkness?”
I don’t know about you but I love this photo…..
And this one too.
Hey there, my name is Pretty. What’s yours?
We be happening!
And my taste buds went skrrrrraaaaaaaa!
The serious guy: What?
The smiling guy: Eish! Dude its just a selfie.
The other guy: Fanyeni kile mnataka, mimi siko!
Besties for life! The T-shirts though………
Swagger on a 1000 degrees! Interested ladies can apply, but they must be God fearing and hardworking.
These are not our real faces ooooh!
Listen y’all! Am the boss here!!!!
I don’t know if he lied, but he told me that am his favorite cousin………
Ze triplets cruising on their private yacht. Usituambie hatufanani!
Can all the beautiful people arise!
We are family! Yaaaaaas!
How you sleep when you dream about bae…….
The slayer trying to figure out how she will transport this chicken from Ligega to Ugunja.
Jokaruoth famers association members strike a pose after a long day at work.
Home made pizza with smokie and cheese toppings, courtesy of chef de cuisine, Nyawanda Kipenzi. Yummiest pizza ever!
Congratulations graduate! Damn!!! Girl we are so proud of you!
And of course, I couldn’t leave out the coolest grandma in the gweng! Tiende Obam’s one and only girlfriend!
But through out this holiday I couldn’t stop missing this guy. Nyawanda and I should have known that this would be the last selfie that we would take with our sweet old man.