My father is cheating on my mother.
I have been blinking at the rate of 10000 blinks per second.
"Macho inne! Simama tu utalipa mbao!"
Her dress rode up her chunky thigh and I beheld acres and acres of amazingly beautiful, premium grade black skin.
"Kwani ulikua unataka aje? Hug? Peck? Juu ya kufanya kazi unafaa kufanya na umelipwa?"