Here is some free advice to any lady enchanted by the charms of a Luo dude, praise di broda!
“Fare haijapanda, ni wewe umesota!”
A few weeks back, I faced my father and told him that I was ready to move out.
It is very ignominious to walk around thinking that you are a celebrity kumbe in the real sense, you are just a mere
“On a scale of 1-10 how heartbreaking was it for you to find out that your boyfriend had a chic on the side?”
It ends with you planting a fervid kiss on my forehead. A kiss after a hug. A hug in which you were terrified
Yesterday was one of those days. I had to cancel all my plans because, the devil sent the demon of ruining plans my way. I had my day all figured out but this visitor made sure that nothing worked out.