But I will still get married! I am now fully convinced that I am ripe for marriage! Applications zitambe teketeke! No jokers please!
I am typing this as I wait for the activated charcoal mask on my face to dry completely so that I can take it off. Actually I am just from the shower and I have decided to type this in nothing but my towel on. Now don’t give me that stare, there are writers who… Continue reading A NUMBER OF THINGS
Life is what you make it
I am a super boring full-time unemployed 26-year old prick whose bank account needs to touch the hem of Jesus’ garment.
A few days ago, a certain lady found me talking to myself in a Russian accent at the mirror in the loo.